Dear Readers: Today marks the one-year countdown until the 2012 election. On November 6, 2012, the Goddess of Capitalism projects that the arch-enemy of the free market system, Barak Hussein Obama, will be voted out of office. Therefore, today will mark a high holy day on this website and henceforth be known as Capitalism Freedom Day.
To celebrate, please note your favorite corporations in the comments section. I have ideas for several other Goddess of Capitalism icons in the future. I would like to use the most cherished logos.
Today’s tune: Oingo Boingo’s Captialism –
American Capitalism is the must-watch video for this sacred day:
Long-time friends of mine will recognize that I mark great occasions by fun belly dancing videos. However, given the cultural influence I channeled today, as well as the continuing contribution of the Indian people to prosperity everywhere, I went with something a little more Bollywood:
I will end this post with a small comment on last night’s Gingrich-Cain debate. I think the best result of this novel event is than many conservative friends have come away with a much more positive view of the entire field, and are now seriously reconsidering candidates deemed unacceptable before. In my view, the biggest loser is the Mainstream Media, who will no longer be able to stage inconsequential game-show style bouts with uber-leftist, gotcha questions in order to generate soundbites and provide fodder for elite, condescending punditry. All Americans won last night.
And, if all of this couldn’t get better, we get an extra hour today (I hope you remembered to turn your clocks back)! Have a happy and profitable Capitalism Freedom Day!