Dear Readers: The wittiest blogger on the internet, Iowahawk, is having an art contest. I noticed none of his entries had any Egyptian influences. As the voice of conservative Egyptophiles everywhere, I felt compelled to represent. So I am offering this submission for the prestigious Iowahawk Endowment for the Arts $33.18 Steel Cage Art Death Match.
Wish me luck, as there are a lot of talented conservatives competing! I think it captures his wisdom best, so I am hopeful!
UPDATE! Success — I was posted among his gallery of late entries! Next time, I will be speedier on Photoshop! I am thrilled to be representing the ancient Egyptian fan base!