HAPPY NATIONAL COFFEE DAY!

Dear Readers: A quick post to wish all of you HAPPY NATIONAL COFFEE DAY. If you ever wondered who the consort of the Goddess of Flaming Capitalism was, it is: The God of Coffee.

Coffee, the divine fuel of my platinum punditry:

ODE TO COFFEE

O! coffee, where art thou
When I need thee now?
In thy many flavored blends
A hot cup would be godsend.

I cannot keep awake
Without a short coffee-break.
With thy life-giving aroma
Save me from going into a coma.

Java, Colombian or French Roast
Thy every flavour, I will toast.
To the end thy loyal slave
Three cups a day I will always crave.

COFFEE: 1. Protects against breast cancer; 2. Wards off stroke; 3. Reduces risk of diabetes; 4. Improves brain function; 5. Reduces prostate cancer risk. IT ALSO HELPS FIGHT DEPRESSION (a real help in today’s economy; hat-tip celestiallady).

COFFEE: Promotes flaming capitalism and withstands take-overs from elite socialists.

COFFEE: Is there anything it can’t do! All hail the steaming divinity of the God of Coffee:

And if you like fabulous coffee with a more Christian flair, check out the best – MYSTIC MONK COFFEE!!!!

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